I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.
Rose + side characters
One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perspective as a pile of bricks.
is this kid implying he wants to have sexual relations with a toddler
Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month
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